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Half the Field Bet Bold, and Mutombo Still Fooled Them

Week of 5/4/2026

2,443 players, 24,430 guesses, and a week where bold wagering was the default — 53% of all bets went 3x, the highest share I've seen in recent weeks. Players who went bold hit 79% accuracy against 68% on 1x bets. That gap is real and it held. The bold-and-right rate landed at 57%. Then Portrait of Dikembe MutomboDikembe Mutombo happened, and none of that math felt quite as good.

By the Numbers

Total guesses
24,430
Average accuracy
74%
Hardest celebrity
Portrait of Dikembe MutomboDikembe Mutombo (28%)
Easiest celebrity
Portrait of Keanu ReevesKeanu Reeves (99%)
Biggest upset
Portrait of Dikembe MutomboDikembe Mutombo
Players this week
2,443
Perfect rounds
146
Wager mix
42% · 2× 5% · 3× 53%

What stood out

Portrait of Patti LaBellePatti LaBelle split the field exactly 50–50 — 50% alive, 50% deceased, across 335 players. She's alive. That's the closest call of the week and a genuine coin flip. Portrait of Anne RiceAnne Rice was nearly as messy: 51% of players called her alive, 49% called her deceased. She's deceased. Second-closest split on 392 guesses.

Portrait of Patti LaBelleHow 335 players guessed Patti LaBelle
Alive
50%
Dead
50%

Portrait of Dick Van DykeDick Van Dyke ran into the same problem — 51% of players called him deceased. He's alive, 49% accuracy. Portrait of Sophia LorenSophia Loren pulled the same trick: 53% called her deceased, she's alive, only 47% correct.

Portrait of Anne RiceHow 392 players guessed Anne Rice
Alive
51%
Dead
49%

On the other end, Portrait of Keanu ReevesKeanu Reeves was the gimme at 99%. The 1% who missed that one should probably take a week off.

Portrait of Dikembe Mutombo
athlete
Dikembe Mutombo
1990s–2000s · Congolese-Americandeceased

He spoke nine languages fluently and his full name is 45 letters long: Dikembe Mutombo Mpolondo Mukamba Jean-Jacques Wamutombo.

The hardest miss of the week, and it wasn't subtle. 72% of players called Portrait of Dikembe MutomboDikembe Mutombo alive. He's deceased. That's 28% accuracy on 264 guesses — worst on the board by a distance. What made it worse: this was a bold-wagering week, and the wrong-direction confidence likely cost players meaningful points. The 1990s–2000s athlete ran on a smaller sample, but the error was consistent across the field. No wager tier got it right at meaningful rates.

Honorable mentions

  • Portrait of Joan BaezJoan Baez at 32% accuracy — 68% of players called the 1960s–1980s musician deceased. She's alive. Quiet trap, same direction as Mutombo.
  • Portrait of Noam ChomskyNoam Chomsky at 42% — 58% called him deceased. Alive. The cautious play was still wrong.
  • Portrait of Quincy JonesQuincy Jones at 46% — 54% of players called him alive. He's deceased. Third miss in that direction this week.
  • Portrait of Philip GlassPhilip Glass at 44% — 56% called him deceased. Alive. Four misses in the same rough demographic band is a pattern I'll leave to the data.
  • 146 perfect rounds out of 2,443 players. That's roughly 1 in 17, which is solid — especially given how many near-coin-flips sat in the middle of the board this week.