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Week of 9/7/2026

Nora Jones Is Alive. 92% of Players Disagreed.

2,718 players, 141 perfect rounds, and a wager split that tilted hard toward bold: 43% of bets went 3x against 51% at 1x, with 2x nearly invisible at 6%. Players who went bold outperformed the cautious ones — 3x accuracy hit 75% against 66% on 1x — but the bold-and-right rate landed at 46%. Slightly underwater. Portrait of Nora JonesNora Jones explains a lot of that.

By the Numbers

Total guesses
27,180
Average accuracy
70%
Hardest celebrity
Portrait of Nora JonesNora Jones (8%)
Easiest celebrity
Portrait of Robert Downey Jr.Robert Downey Jr. (99%)
Biggest upset
Portrait of Nora JonesNora Jones
Players this week
2,718
Perfect rounds
141
Wager mix
1× 51% · 2× 6% · 3× 43%

What stood out

Portrait of John GrishamJohn Grisham split the field exactly 50–50 on 441 guesses — the closest call of the week, and he's alive, meaning half the field had it right and half didn't. Right behind him, Portrait of Jimmy BuffettJimmy Buffett and Portrait of John LewisJohn Lewis both landed at 51% accuracy on their respective samples. All three were genuine coin-flips. That's unusual density at the top of the split chart.

Portrait of John GrishamHow 441 players guessed John Grisham
Alive
50%
Dead
50%

On the other end, Portrait of Tim CurryTim Curry drew 77% alive calls on 364 guesses — he's deceased, which put accuracy at 23%. Portrait of Kate BushKate Bush wasn't much better: 73% of players called the 1970s–2010s musician deceased on 406 guesses. She's alive. 27% accuracy. Portrait of Zadie SmithZadie Smith landed at 26% for the same reason — three-quarters of the field called her deceased. She's alive.

Bonus exact-year hits: 741. Top score: 3,650.

Portrait of Nora Jones
musician
Nora Jones
2000s-2020s · American

Her debut album won eight Grammy Awards in a single night — a record for any debut album — yet she has said she finds awards shows deeply uncomfortable and anxiety-inducing.

92% of players called Portrait of Nora JonesNora Jones deceased. She's alive. That's 8% accuracy on 364 guesses — worst on the board by a significant margin, and the week's biggest upset. The next-hardest miss was Portrait of Joan DidionJoan Didion at 9% accuracy (91% alive calls; she's deceased), which shows how far Nora Jones cleared the floor even with a crowded wrong-direction week. With 43% of all wagers going 3x, a substantial portion of those 92% absorbed the full penalty. Make of that what you will.

Portrait of Nora JonesHow 364 players guessed Nora Jones
Alive
8%
Dead
92%

Honorable mentions

  • Portrait of Joan DidionJoan Didion at 9% — 91% of players called the author alive on 441 guesses. She's deceased. Second-hardest miss of the week.
  • Portrait of Olivia Newton-JohnOlivia Newton-John at 12% — 88% called her alive. She's deceased. Musicians from the 1970s–2000s ran wrong all week.
  • Portrait of Robert Downey Jr.Robert Downey Jr. at 99% — the gimme of the week. 364 guesses, almost no dissent. He's alive. The board needed something solid.