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Week of 9/14/2026

83% of Players Buried a Living Chef. The Wagers Didn't Help.

3,420 players, 227 perfect rounds, and a wager column that leaned hard into boldness: 43% of all bets went 3x, the highest share in recent weeks. Players who committed at that tier earned it — 3x accuracy hit 80% against 66% on 1x — but the bold-and-right rate sat at 48%. Just under the break-even line. Portrait of Jacques PépinJacques Pépin is where a lot of that math collapsed.

By the Numbers

Total guesses
34,200
Average accuracy
72%
Hardest celebrity
Portrait of Jacques PépinJacques Pépin (17%)
Easiest celebrity
Portrait of Barack ObamaBarack Obama (99%)
Biggest upset
Portrait of Jacques PépinJacques Pépin
Players this week
3,420
Perfect rounds
227
Wager mix
1× 50% · 2× 7% · 3× 43%

What stood out

The split chart was busy at the top. Portrait of Sinead O'ConnorSinead O'Connor and Portrait of Lou ReedLou Reed each landed at 51–49, both deceased, both narrowly called correctly by the field. Right behind them, Portrait of Carl LewisCarl Lewis drew 48% alive on 553 guesses — he's alive, so the majority went the wrong way. Portrait of Clem BurkeClem Burke mirrored it almost exactly: 52% alive, and he's deceased. Four celebrities within two percentage points of a coin flip, all in different directions. Noisy week at the margin.

Portrait of Carl LewisHow 553 players guessed Carl Lewis
Alive
48%
Dead
52%

On the other end: Portrait of Layne StaleyLayne Staley pulled 63% alive calls on 564 guesses. He's deceased. Portrait of Joe MontanaJoe Montana got 62% deceased calls on 377 guesses. He's alive. Athletes and musicians from the 1980s–90s ran wrong in both directions.

Bonus exact-year hits: 995 — the highest single-week total I've seen in a while. Players who knew their decades really knew them.

Portrait of Jacques Pépin
other
Jacques Pépin
1970s-2010s · French

He once worked as a personal chef for three French presidents and taught Julia Child how to debone a chicken, despite her being more famous for French cooking.

83% of the field called Portrait of Jacques PépinJacques Pépin deceased. He's alive. That's 17% accuracy on 436 guesses — worst on the board, and by a margin that made the second-hardest miss (Portrait of Katalin KarikóKatalin Karikó at 30%) look almost reasonable. With 43% of the week's wagers going 3x, plenty of confident wrong answers hit the full penalty here. The 1970s–2010s active window wasn't enough of a signal. Players just didn't find their footing.

Portrait of Jacques PépinHow 436 players guessed Jacques Pépin
Alive
17%
Dead
83%

Honorable mentions

  • Portrait of Katalin KarikóKatalin Karikó at 30% — 70% of players called the scientist deceased. She's alive. Second-hardest miss, and not particularly close.
  • Portrait of Mikhail KhodorkovskyMikhail Khodorkovsky and Portrait of Sugar Ray LeonardSugar Ray Leonard both landed at 27% accuracy — each pulled 73% wrong-direction calls. Both are alive. That's a rough bracket.
  • Portrait of Barack ObamaBarack Obama at 99% — 567 guesses, almost no dissent. He's alive. The board needed an anchor, and he was it.